Today I completed my annual tour of the lovely Coleman County ER. My thumb got into an argument with my razor knife, and lost. The blood hit the floor before the knife did. Many little black stitches later, I am now the proud owner of one highly pissed off appendage.
I need to stay away from sharp shit for a while. Tomorrow should be a real blast.
Oh yeah, the homeowner wanted to call an AMBULANCE. For a cut thumb? Um, no thank you. I can drive myself, 911 is NOT required.